Dedicated to Anonymous Cell Phone Love I have been in a monogamous relationship with my cell phone for the last two years. but I am beginning to wonder if the grass is greener with another model. I don't want to cheat and have my phone in tears. I loved my phone when we first met. we were in bliss, but now it has changed and has become like the rest. If I just go browsing for others while using my phone am I wrong? I cannot even get my phone to play my favorite song. My phone has left me all alone. I don't want to make any speculations, but I searched and couldn't find it only to return in some obvious location It hangs up on me right in the middle of a call. When I hold it tight, it would rather leap out of my hands and fall It has begun to be complacent and aloof with all of its cracks and scratches on on its face it even just sits there when I need it to move. I speak to it and it acts like I'm speaking Spanish. And it likes to quit on m...