Cell Phone Love

Dedicated to Anonymous

Cell Phone Love

I have been in a monogamous relationship with my cell phone for the last two years.
but I am beginning to wonder if the grass is greener with another model.
I don't want to cheat and have my phone in tears.
I loved my phone when we first met.
we were in bliss,
but now it has changed and has become like the rest.

If I just go browsing for others while using my phone
am I wrong?
I cannot even get my phone to play my favorite song.
My phone has left me all alone.
I don't want to make any speculations,
but I searched and couldn't find it
only to return in some obvious location

It hangs up on me right in the middle of a call.
When I hold it tight,
it would rather leap out of my hands and fall
It has begun to be complacent and aloof
with all of its cracks and scratches on on its face
it even just sits there when I need it to move.

I speak to it and it acts like I'm speaking Spanish.
And it likes to quit on me just at the moment I get lost.
All evidence of signal would just banish.
It even likes to make random phone calls to people (I don't even know why are in my phone)
It keeps changing all of my contacts
making sure all the numbers I call are wrong.

My phone has not been good to me,
so why should I remain faithful?
So I am just going to move on and find another.
One who will be kind to me.
and show me that the green-side is better.

Comments

  1. I really enjoyed this poem. I can even say that it made me laugh.

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  2. cell phone love, lol, love it

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